We're all admiring the work of toothsome human abacus Rachel Riley, no doubt?

[Sir C]

She's deffo an improvement on Carol Vorderman. Mind you, I don't know how Carol Vorderman feels about Jews.

I wouldn't mind a peek at Carol Vorderman's, either. Didn't she win Rear of the Year? A coveted title, of course.

Mind you, she has an inflated sense of her aeronautical abilities.