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    He did it in one of those passport photo booth thingies
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    He did it in one of those passport photo booth thingies
    T's seat adjustment game is strong
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Look, I really didn't wish to get into the mechanics of the thing. It's the motivation that puzzles me.

    Does the sender think that a young lady is going to look at a photograph of his trouser-oboe and think, "Gosh, I must have that one and no other!"?
    Don’t ask me, mate. I’m not a sex case. Ask ‘Sir’ Ian Botham.

  4. #4
    Loooooooooool

  5. #5
    Bizarrely, my daughter's male friends have taken to sending pictures of their freshly laid 'Richards' to each other.....

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    If you have: why?
    Yeah. I sent one to redgunamo's mum. She replied saying something about waving a pencil around in the Albert Hall
    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fùckers even more.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    Yeah. I sent one to redgunamo's mum. She replied saying something about waving a pencil around in the Albert Hall
    loooooooool. Timing
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    loooooooool. Timing
    I'd imagine your biggest problem with dick pics would be fitting the whole thing into a single frame. You'd have to send them in installments.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I'd imagine your biggest problem with dick pics would be fitting the whole thing into a single frame. You'd have to send them in installments.
    Wide angled lens m. Not very technical are you.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Wide angled lens m. Not very technical are you.
    Ah, I have a question.

    Since our boiler was serviced a few months ago, whenever we run the dishwasher or washing machine of an evening we get crazy loud gurgling sounds from the plug hole in our sinks and particularly the bath.

    We had a fella come round the other day from the property management company who insists it's all perfectly normal and absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they did a service and ****ed some **** up in the process.

    Can you shed any light on why this might be happening and what we could do about it?

    If you could also express your deep loathing for Jews somewhere in your response, that too would be appreciated.

    Thanks in advance.

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