Fúcking Trump and his rows with fúcking China, fúcking stock markets

[Burney]

You think Spotify are any less smug? Or Californian, probably? Anyway, you'd end up with a phone made by equally weird Koreans or utterly sadistic chinamen.

There's no winning.

Yeah, but those other parties haven't yet fùcked me about sufficiently to arouse my spite. Apple has. I should have trusted my instincts and dumped them when they gave the first Fùck You to their customers and got rid of the USB port. They've only got worse since. And now they seem finally to be exhausting their customers' patience with absurdly expensive handsets in return for...errr...not much. Fùck 'em. Fùck em in their Jonathan Ives-styled arseholes.

And the fellow who runs them these days is a poove.

[Sir C]

Yeah, but those other parties haven't yet fùcked me about sufficiently to arouse my spite. Apple has. I should have trusted my instincts and dumped them when they gave the first Fùck You to their customers and got rid of the USB port. They've only got worse since. And now they seem finally to be exhausting their customers' patience with absurdly expensive handsets in return for...errr...not much. Fùck 'em. Fùck em in their Jonathan Ives-styled arseholes.

And the fellow who runs them these days is a poove.

Meh. The thing does it's job. I can't be getting excited about any of that ****.

I've got an appointment with the hooter repairman tonight. He's going to tell me whether I'm going on the strong 'roids, or whether he's going to slash, burn and hack away the unwelcome growths up my bugle. I'm quite excited tbh.

[Burney]

Meh. The thing does it's job. I can't be getting excited about any of that ****.

I've got an appointment with the hooter repairman tonight. He's going to tell me whether I'm going on the strong 'roids, or whether he's going to slash, burn and hack away the unwelcome growths up my bugle. I'm quite excited tbh.

Is it wrong of me that I'm hoping for the latter? It's not proper treatment unless something removed imo.