Anywon else back at work today?

[Burney]

You can't defenstrate an entire year. It's physically impossible. Whatever you do, the year will happen, and it will happen with you in it, unless you remove yourself from it. That's not what you're thinking, is it?

I'd suggest you call the Samaritans but Ian Harvey might answer

The idea of Ian as a Samaritan never fails to make me laugh.

[Sir C]

The idea of Ian as a Samaritan never fails to make me laugh.

"I never have suicidal feelings you know because I have nothing to feel guilty about. I suppose you've voted Tory, haven't you? :sniff:"

[Burney]

"I never have suicidal feelings you know because I have nothing to feel guilty about. I suppose you've voted Tory, haven't you? :sniff:"

You'd at least end up wanting to take him with you, wouldn't you?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You'd at least end up wanting to take him with you, wouldn't you?

And the sanctimonious, supercilious ginger cnut would start lecturing you about how selfish and unsocialist you were being.

[Burney]

And the sanctimonious, supercilious ginger cnut would start lecturing you about how selfish and unsocialist you were being.

As I say, the only way I can ever see a conversation with Ian making one less inclined to selbstmord would be by transforming one's suicidal feelings into homicidal ones.