Anywon else back at work today?

[Pat Vegas]

Two hours in and I'm done with it. Can't be arsed.

Doesn't bode well for the rest of the year, really.

Indeed.
I also really do not wish to hear about other people's boring Christmas stories.

I may become more cheerful in March.

[Sir C]

Indeed.
I also really do not wish to hear about other people's boring Christmas stories.

I may become more cheerful in March.

I developed a throat infection on 27th and spent until yesterday shivering under two duvets.

A splendid christmas break indeed.

[Pat Vegas]

I developed a throat infection on 27th and spent until yesterday shivering under two duvets.

A splendid christmas break indeed.

I was sick too.

and worked all the other days. I think I will **** it off next year.

I might actually f the whole of this year off too.

[Sir C]

I was sick too.

and worked all the other days. I think I will **** it off next year.

I might actually f the whole of this year off too.

You can't defenstrate an entire year. It's physically impossible. Whatever you do, the year will happen, and it will happen with you in it, unless you remove yourself from it. That's not what you're thinking, is it?

I'd suggest you call the Samaritans but Ian Harvey might answer

[Burney]

You can't defenstrate an entire year. It's physically impossible. Whatever you do, the year will happen, and it will happen with you in it, unless you remove yourself from it. That's not what you're thinking, is it?

I'd suggest you call the Samaritans but Ian Harvey might answer

The idea of Ian as a Samaritan never fails to make me laugh.

[Sir C]

The idea of Ian as a Samaritan never fails to make me laugh.

"I never have suicidal feelings you know because I have nothing to feel guilty about. I suppose you've voted Tory, haven't you? :sniff:"

[Burney]

"I never have suicidal feelings you know because I have nothing to feel guilty about. I suppose you've voted Tory, haven't you? :sniff:"

You'd at least end up wanting to take him with you, wouldn't you?