Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Mine was possessed of a, shall we say, powerful personality. Very much the matriarch, she was.

When I was young all my mates were terrified of her, but when they had a problem they'd come creeping round asking for advice. Even my mate with the genital warts.
Oi Mrs c'smum, about these genital warts you gave me!

I'm leaving already ... taxi!