You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

[Sir C]

PSA test will sort you out one way or another. I've been pondering it, as it's *that* time of life when you're meant to get checked.
Having recently seen first hand, a bunch of old chaps hopping around outside the radiotherapy suite, it can't do any harm.

My doctor told me he was going to check my prostate once and I agreed.

Never, ever again. I swear he shoved a wardrobe up my fundament.

I'll take the cancer thanks.