Any news on Holding?

[Burney]

I enjoy swilling it on occasion but what I can't get my head round is the peaty stuff. The TCP. Bleeeurgh.

Exactly. People who claim to enjoy that stuff are clearly frauds with no actual olfactory capability, but a desperate need to be perceived as possessing sophisticated tastes.

[Luis Anaconda]

Exactly. People who claim to enjoy that stuff are clearly frauds with no actual olfactory capability, but a desperate need to be perceived as possessing sophisticated tastes.

You have met Frimley haven't you?

[Burney]

You have met Frimley haven't you?

I was thinking more of Headgear, tbh. He talked some right shíte abour whisky.

Mind you, he also pretended to like Belgian beer. Which is pretty much all nasty, cloying filth fit only for Belgians.

[Burney]

I was given a bottle of such a thing by my good friend berni. We sat after dinner and sampled it. Then we sampled it some more. After that we smapled a little bit and simpled some and soon there was none left and I woke up in the morning with a sore bottom

Weird coincidences. I was having a lunchtime pint in my local and the new barman looks oddly familiar. Then it lands. I’ve been watching This Country on your recommendation and he’s the bloke who wrote the ‘threatening letters’ to Kerry about how strong she was. Name’s Jimmy Walker and he’s hoping to be written into series 3.

How fùcking odd is that?

[Sir C]

Weird coincidences. I was having a lunchtime pint in my local and the new barman looks oddly familiar. Then it lands. I’ve been watching This Country on your recommendation and he’s the bloke who wrote the ‘threatening letters’ to Kerry about how strong she was. Name’s Jimmy Walker and he’s hoping to be written into series 3.

How fùcking odd is that?

You see, I take that as proof that there must be a God, directing events. How else would you bump into Jimmy Walker like that?

Did you see what I mean about 'peeping' being unaccountably hilarious? "He was peeping in the 60s, peeping in the 70s, peeping in the 80s on your Auntie Linda..."

[Burney]

You see, I take that as proof that there must be a God, directing events. How else would you bump into Jimmy Walker like that?

Did you see what I mean about 'peeping' being unaccountably hilarious? "He was peeping in the 60s, peeping in the 70s, peeping in the 80s on your Auntie Linda..."

I do. I think Kerry’s mum is my favourite character. Although Len with the smelly trousers is good, too.

[Sir C]

I do. I think Kerry’s mum is my favourite character. Although Len with the smelly trousers is good, too.

Kerry's mum is Kerry, of course. I rather like the vicar's druggy son.

So much good stuff in there. "I got enemies in South Cerney, I got enemies in North Cerney, I got enemies in Cerney Wick. ause: I GOT ENEMIES IN BOURTON-ON-THE-WATER!"

It's very much close by v's home area, of course.