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    Well here's a Christmas píss-up at which my attendance has suddenly become doubtful.

    'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

    As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

    He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
    His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.



    What is wrong with these people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

    As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

    He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
    His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.



    What is wrong with these people?
    Just reply with "your mum"
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Just reply with "your mum"
    That did actually make me laugh quite a lot.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    That did actually make me laugh quite a lot.
    I have my odd moment
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    I have my odd moment
    You have quite a lot of odd moments

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    You have quite a lot of odd moments
    you are being ageist
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

    As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

    He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
    His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.



    What is wrong with these people?
    Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****
    He does, doesn't he? I fear it may be some sort of 'Children are our future' effort and I may be forced to vomit before I've even had a proper drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He does, doesn't he? I fear it may be some sort of 'Children are our future' effort and I may be forced to vomit before I've even had a proper drink.
    It is a fairly broad theme, Imagine the sort of story you could tell..... my favourite family moment of the last 10-15 years was probably my sister's wedding when three of the scouse in-laws called our local MP a 'faggot' to his face and then got arrested for threatening a cab driver and referring to him as Bin Laden.

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    ^^^^
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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