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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What are you trying to tell me about my wife?

    If I can smell again I might be able to taste better. Perhaps I can reduce my salt intake from its current 500g a day.
    I'm saying that she is a delightful lady of many gifts, which means everyone is happy to ignore the smell.

    Surely salt has nothing to do with the olfactory sense, though? That's purely a tongue thing.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm saying that she is a delightful lady of many gifts, which means everyone is happy to ignore the smell.

    Surely salt has nothing to do with the olfactory sense, though? That's purely a tongue thing.
    I'm just thinking that if I can taste things more betterer I might not need to use sdo much salt, see? Fixing my nose is going to cure my life.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm just thinking that if I can taste things more betterer I might not need to use sdo much salt, see? Fixing my nose is going to cure my life.
    So will they just be cutting a lump out? Is that all there is to it? You could do that yourself with a pair of scissors.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    So will they just be cutting a lump out? Is that all there is to it? You could do that yourself with a pair of scissors.
    First the lump must be shrunked with steroids, then he will decide whether to chop, but chopping only works 30% of the time for the polyp often grows back quickly! He wasn't very clear, really. But he seemed confident.

    I might be less snotty in general as well!

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