Do you suppose little M junior has been traumatised by his dad's insistence on

[Burney]

Roasties
Tinnies
Beasties

All a bit Jockish

I associate it more with Australians, who contract everything.

Nobody needs to contract 'afternoon' to 'Arvo', ffs!

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Monty did you buy your Son any Arsenal tat to commemorate his maiden match ?
A rattle or rosette for example - the sort of merchandise available from Jack Kelsey in the Arsenal Shop

[Monty92]

Monty did you buy your Son any Arsenal tat to commemorate his maiden match ?
A rattle or rosette for example - the sort of merchandise available from Jack Kelsey in the Arsenal Shop

No........

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Did little Monty make any interesting observations during the match or was he silent ?

[Monty92]

Did little Monty make any interesting observations during the match or was he silent ?

"Why are we so rubbish?"

"Why don't we just shoot?"

"Guendouzi should retire - I hate him"

"I'm never coming again if we don't win"

[Burney]

"Why are we so rubbish?"

"Why don't we just shoot?"

"Guendouzi should retire - I hate him"

"I'm never coming again if we don't win"

All good points imo.