Do you suppose little M junior has been traumatised by his dad's insistence on

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I want to know if Monty and his Anus found a seat in Piebury Corner yesterday (No)
The other week some cund nicked the tip box from the counter in that place

[Sir C]

I want to know if Monty and his Anus found a seat in Piebury Corner yesterday (No)
The other week some cund nicked the tip box from the counter in that place

Do their pies come with mashed potatoes and gravy? Chips, even? Chips, pie and gravy... sounds northern but somehow good.

[Burney]

Do their pies come with mashed potatoes and gravy? Chips, even? Chips, pie and gravy... sounds northern but somehow good.

My local, the Brewery Tap in Ware, does genuinely tremendous pies. With mustard, normal or cheesy mash, gravy and a choice of beans or peas. They do wonders for a hangover - and only 5.99. Bargain.

Obviously, only a deviant would order beans in this situation.

[Sir C]

My local, the Brewery Tap in Ware, does genuinely tremendous pies. With mustard, normal or cheesy mash, gravy and a choice of beans or peas. They do wonders for a hangover - and only 5.99. Bargain.

Obviously, only a deviant would order beans in this situation.

What sort of pies?

[Burney]

What sort of pies?

Proper shortcrust, handmade steak and ale, steak and stilton or chicken and ham. There's also a rather good steak and kidney pudding.

[Sir C]

Proper shortcrust, handmade steak and ale, steak and stilton or chicken and ham. There's also a rather good steak and kidney pudding.

Shortcrust? That's the one that's like cardboard except it sucks all the moisture out of your body and leaves you unable to chew or speak for several days?

[Burney]

Shortcrust? That's the one that's like cardboard except it sucks all the moisture out of your body and leaves you unable to chew or speak for several days?

No. It's the one that holds the pie together properly, absorbs some of the gravy, but yields pleasingly to the tooth.

[Burney]

Shortcrust? That's the one that's like cardboard except it sucks all the moisture out of your body and leaves you unable to chew or speak for several days?

Here they are, in fact. Proper food, that. None of your foreign muck.

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[Monty92]

Mash or roasties

And gravy

I had a jerk chicken with the works and a pint of Hells. It was bloody marvellous.

No scotch eggs on match day though

Do their pies come with mashed potatoes and gravy? Chips, even? Chips, pie and gravy... sounds northern but somehow good.

[Burney]

Mash or roasties

And gravy

I had a jerk chicken with the works and a pint of Hells. It was bloody marvellous.

No scotch eggs on match day though

A whole pint, eh?