Din Dins?

[Burney]

That's not even to mention the fact that he's scared of heights, the magnificent queer

Says the ‘man’ who has to get his wife to remove spiders from the bathroom.

[Burney]

All normal human beins are scared of heights. Why wouldn't you be scared of heights, you maniac?

Because falling from them can make you die. It requires an extraordinary lack of imagination not to appreciate this fact.

[Sir C]

Because falling from them can make you die. It requires an extraordinary lack of imagination not to appreciate this fact.

Eaxctly. Which explains my fear of spiders. Those fúckers can kill you with one sting.

[SWv2]

Eaxctly. Which explains my fear of spiders. Those fúckers can kill you with one sting.

I am no David Attenborough but do spiders sting?

[Sir C]

I am no David Attenborough but do spiders sting?

Yep. Sting you dead, the fúckers. Especially the ****s you find in the bath with the really long legs.

[SWv2]

Yep. Sting you dead, the fúckers. Especially the ****s you find in the bath with the really long legs.

Do they not bite you?

[WES]

Because falling from them can make you die. It requires an extraordinary lack of imagination not to appreciate this fact.

Scissors, bricks, kitchen knives and roasting trays - all could ultimately kill you under the right circumstances. Are you afraid of those as well?

The question isn't really what can make you die, but rather what is likely to make you die and under what circumstances? To be afraid of a circumstance which is likely to kill you makes sense, to be afraid of one that is not, does not.

So if you are afraid of being 38,000 feet up in a plane because falling 38,000 feet would kill you makes no sense at all because the probability that that happens is so small that you shouldn't worry about it. Same with heights unless the circumstance warrants it.

Basically, sounds like you are all pussies.

[Monty92]

Scissors, bricks, kitchen knives and roasting trays - all could ultimately kill you under the right circumstances. Are you afraid of those as well?

The question isn't really what can make you die, but rather what is likely to make you die and under what circumstances? To be afraid of a circumstance which is likely to kill you makes sense, to be afraid of one that is not, does not.

So if you are afraid of being 38,000 feet up in a plane because falling 38,000 feet would kill you makes no sense at all because the probability that that happens is so small that you shouldn't worry about it. Same with heights unless the circumstance warrants it.

Basically, sounds like you are all pussies.

For the record, I'm not at all scared of heights but am a raging bender when it comes to spiders.

[Burney]

Eaxctly. Which explains my fear of spiders. Those fúckers can kill you with one sting.

Sure. Scary foreign spiders can do that. But we don’t have any of them. We have nice spiders who fúck up evil timewasters like wasps and flies. I’m a big fan of our decent, British arachnid chums.