Din Dins?

[Sir C]

Yeah. And he’s a cùnt an’all. I’d like to shove pomegranates up his fundament until he bursts. Prick.

Who would ever turn to a fúcking Israeli for culinary advice?

Exactly. Israelis know fúck nothing from salt beef or chicken soup. It's hummus this and hummus that and pomegranate fúcking molasses, if you don't mind.

[Monty92]

Yeah. And he’s a cùnt an’all. I’d like to shove pomegranates up his fundament until he bursts. Prick.

Who would ever turn to a fúcking Israeli for culinary advice?

Hang on, haven't you mentioned recently that you're on a rather insipid diet of repentance in an effort to lose weight?

[Burney]

He sounds like just the sort of cóck monty would be into.

You know, when he was a revolting kid, I always held out a tiny hope that he would grow up to be a decent, contributing member of society. I was wrong, he grew up to be an utter waste of skin.

He was showing real promise as well. His politics were becoming decently rabid.
But now it turns out he’s just a hemp-clad north London yoghurt weaver at heart.

[Burney]

Hang on, haven't you mentioned recently that you're on a rather insipid diet of repentance in an effort to lose weight?

Yes, but I’m actually eating MORE meat. The increased needless and painful death of lower species is my consolation for not being allowed to hammer bread, spuds and pasta.

[Sir C]

Yes, but I’m actually eating MORE meat. The increased needless and painful death of lower species is my consolation for not being allowed to hammer bread, spuds and pasta.

My butcher currently has 40-day aged ribeye at half price. I've got a 560 gram steak for my dinner.

That's over a pound of meat I'm going to have it with chips BUT, to make sure it's healthy, I'm not going to add any butter to the peas.

No, fúck it, the peas need butter.

[Monty92]

Yes, but I’m actually eating MORE meat. The increased needless and painful death of lower species is my consolation for not being allowed to hammer bread, spuds and pasta.

So denying yourself the substantial pleasures of bread, spuds and pasta all for the sake of a bit of weight loss is perfectly manly and acceptable, but cutting back on your consumption of mediocre meat is the height of effetteness?

[Sir C]

So denying yourself the substantial pleasures of bread, spuds and pasta all for the sake of a bit of weight loss is perfectly manly and acceptable, but cutting back on your consumption of mediocre meat is the height of effetteness?

Rude ****. How dare you bully b! HE'S A MIDDLE-AGED MAN AND HE'S NOT IN THE BEST OF HEALTH FOR FÚCK'S SAKE!

[Monty92]

Rude ****. How dare you bully b! HE'S A MIDDLE-AGED MAN AND HE'S NOT IN THE BEST OF HEALTH FOR FÚCK'S SAKE!

That's not even to mention the fact that he's scared of heights, the magnificent queer

[Sir C]

That's not even to mention the fact that he's scared of heights, the magnificent queer

All normal human beins are scared of heights. Why wouldn't you be scared of heights, you maniac?

[Burney]

So denying yourself the substantial pleasures of bread, spuds and pasta all for the sake of a bit of weight loss is perfectly manly and acceptable, but cutting back on your consumption of mediocre meat is the height of effetteness?

Yes. Because my situation is purely about vanity and selfishness. Yours has the repulsive whiff of sanctimony about it. And that makes you a cünt.

And let’s face facts: meat is better than vegetables. Your performative self-denial won’t change that.