Din Dins?

[PSRB]

Fùck. Me.

Why?

I got roundly turned on on Twitter for liking milk, milk FFS!!

What do these whack jobs actually think will happen with these animals if they aren't eaten, milked or widely used in the fashion industry???!!

[7sisters]

Double bacon baguette with red I say red sauce

Fúckin 'andsome

Penne pasta, pesto, with a poached egg.

[Burney]

Well thank you for your support

Support? Why would you expect support? You’re a fúcking traitor to decency, you weasel.

Every cùnt who gives in to vegetable bothering contributes to ever-greater societal pressure on normal people, who will increasingly be demonised. You’re the thin end of the fùcking wedge, you prick.

This is because you want to be that nonce-sounding **** Sam Harris, isn’t it?

[Burney]

It's his Anus that I feel sorry for. It's like those people who feed their cats vegetarian food. The poor cat / Anus has no free will in this matter.

He is one sick puppy. (We knew that).

His cat has bad AIDS. It needs its meat.

[Burney]

How have you allowed this? You have completely lost control of your woman. She won't be happy, you know. Like dogs, women are happiest when they understand their place in the pack. You should give her a good hiding.*

(*Please don't assault your wife just because I said so.)

I strongly suspect this is M’s initiative. He has a slavish love of a rather effete gobbledegook merchant called Sam Harris who tediously espouses classic wánker activities like mindfulness, martial arts, vegetarianism and yoga.

[Sir C]

I strongly suspect this is M’s initiative. He has a slavish love of a rather effete gobbledegook merchant called Sam Harris who tediously espouses classic wánker activities like mindfulness, martial arts, vegetarianism and yoga.

He sounds like just the sort of cóck monty would be into.

You know, when he was a revolting kid, I always held out a tiny hope that he would grow up to be a decent, contributing member of society. I was wrong, he grew up to be an utter waste of skin.

[Burney]

Chickpeas. Swiss chard. Yoghurt.

What. The. Fúck?

There is not a single fúcking appetising flavour in any of those ingredients. That’s not food, it’s fodder.

[Sir C]

There is not a single fúcking appetising flavour in any of those ingredients. That’s not food, it’s fodder.

I can appreciate a chickpea when it's pureed with garlic and tahini. Swiss chard sauteed in a little butter is a fine thing. A yoghurt in the morning keeps your gizzards functioning and serves as a decent breakfast for 100 calories or so.

There is no feasible way those three things can be on one plate at the same time in any pleasurable fashion.

[Burney]

Exactly. They all need a LOT of help to become worth eating. Together, Escoffier and Jesus Christ working in tandem couldn’t make a meal from them that a human would actually want to eat.

[Burney]

Yer man Yotam has built up an entire gastronomic empire flogging that kinda ****

Yeah. And he’s a cùnt an’all. I’d like to shove pomegranates up his fundament until he bursts. Prick.

Who would ever turn to a fúcking Israeli for culinary advice?