What's a good London hotel which would make you look good to a chick, without being

[Rich]

Which chick wouldn't go weak at the knees at the sight of a Premier Inn, eh?

He wants The Beaumont, that's what he wants.

Speaking of chicks, I have booked a private beach bungalow for 2 nights at the Koyao Island Resort on Ko Yao Noi & then two nights at some little beach shack called Ko Yao Beach Bungalows. Any experience of either/recommendations to stay on Ko Yao Noi. Going in Feb.