What's a good London hotel which would make you look good to a chick, without being

[Burney]

I checked 8nto the Park Plaza Westminster Bridge around 15 minutes ago. I am using their free WiFi in my superior room, about to head to the bar and then wards to black tie dinner. Dull, dull, dull. Anyway, the fact remains, this place is a squalid ****pit.

Last time I was there was in the dying throes of a bender when someone ended up ordering a bottle of Pink Champagne