A what point does one become "rich"* in leftie speak?

[Sir C]

*I'm not referring to metamorphosing into our resident GP

When you don't live in Our poverty. It's perfectly simple: if you can't afford an iPhone 8 and have to make do with your crappy old iPhone 7S, you're living in poverty and bástard Tories are literally trying to kill you. Once you can afford an upgrade, you're an evil Far Right thug dtermined to undermine Our NHS and cause transes to suicied themselves.

Easy, see?

[Pat Vegas]

When you don't live in Our poverty. It's perfectly simple: if you can't afford an iPhone 8 and have to make do with your crappy old iPhone 7S, you're living in poverty and bástard Tories are literally trying to kill you. Once you can afford an upgrade, you're an evil Far Right thug dtermined to undermine Our NHS and cause transes to suicied themselves.

Easy, see?

Man dem don't do upgrades I buy my phones

[Sir C]

Man dem don't do upgrades I buy my phones

You are clearly a Far Right reactionary element and I'm going to have to report you to Our Jeremy.

[Pat Vegas]

You are clearly a Far Right reactionary element and I'm going to have to report you to Our Jeremy.

hmm, I am also confused I like now to buy nice clothing. but I understand very poor people also do this to show off rather than eat. how can one tell the difference.

[7sisters]

When you don't live in Our poverty. It's perfectly simple: if you can't afford an iPhone 8 and have to make do with your crappy old iPhone 7S, you're living in poverty and bástard Tories are literally trying to kill you. Once you can afford an upgrade, you're an evil Far Right thug dtermined to undermine Our NHS and cause transes to suicied themselves.

Easy, see?

I recently eschewed the additional expense of the 8, in favour of a cracking deal on a 7s. There's pretty much FA between most of the iphones from what I can discern, aside from louder speakers and camera improvements. From my perspective, if you're that bothered about picture quality from your phone then stop being a knob and go all out on a proper 35mm job.

7S - 10mb, £50 quid down and..... 27 quid a month.. Now, unless you're 14 and use snapchat or Instagram to excess, this is an absolute no brainer for a chap in his 50's.

[Sir C]

I recently eschewed the additional expense of the 8, in favour of a cracking deal on a 7s. There's pretty much FA between most of the iphones from what I can discern, aside from louder speakers and camera improvements. From my perspective, if you're that bothered about picture quality from your phone then stop being a knob and go all out on a proper 35mm job.

7S - 10mb, £50 quid down and..... 27 quid a month.. Now, unless you're 14 and use snapchat or Instagram to excess, this is an absolute no brainer for a chap in his 50's.

I can't tell one from the other, to be quite honest. Every couple of years a new one arrives, but it's fúck all to do with me. I think I've got an 8 but can't be sure.

[Burney]

I can't tell one from the other, to be quite honest. Every couple of years a new one arrives, but it's fúck all to do with me. I think I've got an 8 but can't be sure.

I think I've got a 7 Plus. I've really no idea, though. I keep promising myself I'll liberate myself from Apple's tyranny, but that would involve actually finding stuff about about telephones and I don't understand how the music thing would then work.

All in all, I'm hopelessly lost.

[Sir C]

I think I've got a 7 Plus. I've really no idea, though. I keep promising myself I'll liberate myself from Apple's tyranny, but that would involve actually finding stuff about about telephones and I don't understand how the music thing would then work.

All in all, I'm hopelessly lost.

Yes, I'd say it's the music issue that troubles me most. I fear that the dead chap has us firmly by the balls.

[PSRB]

Yes, I'd say it's the music issue that troubles me most. I fear that the dead chap has us firmly by the balls.

I won't change now until 5G is properly up and running. Quite happy with my 40GB of data for £16 per month

[Sir C]

I won't change now until 5G is properly up and running. Quite happy with my 40GB of data for £16 per month

I have not the first clue what any of that means, p.

You've always been down with the youth, haven't you?