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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Not the complete skinhead of her youth but still very short.

    I saw her sat outside the Old Stand on Exchequer Street not that long back, looked a mess. Perhaps she had a lot of drink taken.

    Magnificent voice mind you.
    Well at least the drinking element will change now. I saw Annie Lennox in my local two weeks ago. Interestingly, her drink of choice was an Old Fashioned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    She’s a big fúcking eejit as I explained earlier.

    She was born / brought up a catholic though I think she was abused or claimed to have been abused, she then at one point in her adult life was ordained as a priest of some faith or another, perhaps made up perhaps not. Then at one point she embraced the Rastafari faith/religion which handily enough coincided with her releasing a record.

    Clown. A female clown if there is a special word for them though we probably cannot differentiate for fear of offending someone.
    To be honest, I thought she'd died. A few months back?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    She's long been an outspoken fan of bumsex. I'm not sure what Mohammed had to say on that subject. I'm guessing he's not keen.

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    Christ she was already an utter **** of a woman.

    What's she got left? Support Man Utd, vote Labour, become a vegan, a cyclist?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Christ she was already an utter **** of a woman.

    What's she got left? Support Man Utd, vote Labour, become a vegan, a cyclist?
    Presidential Election day here as well Baz, it is all happening.

    The favourite is the incumbent – a dwarf poet who is allegedly not all he seems on the surface, 3 blokes from Dragons Den, a lady from Sinn Fein and another lady who I don’t really know what she is or why she is a candidate.

    Who should I vote for?

    There is also a referendum to see if we want to remove reference to blasphemy being a criminal offence from the Constitution.

    I would appreciate your input on this also.

    Note I might be going for a few pints after work in which case I will not be voting at all. Pints or Presidents. Only one winner.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Presidential Election day here as well Baz, it is all happening.

    The favourite is the incumbent – a dwarf poet who is allegedly not all he seems on the surface, 3 blokes from Dragons Den, a lady from Sinn Fein and another lady who I don’t really know what she is or why she is a candidate.

    Who should I vote for?

    There is also a referendum to see if we want to remove reference to blasphemy being a criminal offence from the Constitution.

    I would appreciate your input on this also.

    Note I might be going for a few pints after work in which case I will not be voting at all. Pints or Presidents. Only one winner.
    Michael D will win again won't he? I rather like the little fella. Always a good laugh when he goes along the line at a rugby game

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Michael D will win again won't he? I rather like the little fella. Always a good laugh when he goes along the line at a rugby game
    By a landslide.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Presidential Election day here as well Baz, it is all happening.

    The favourite is the incumbent – a dwarf poet who is allegedly not all he seems on the surface, 3 blokes from Dragons Den, a lady from Sinn Fein and another lady who I don’t really know what she is or why she is a candidate.

    Who should I vote for?

    There is also a referendum to see if we want to remove reference to blasphemy being a criminal offence from the Constitution.

    I would appreciate your input on this also.

    Note I might be going for a few pints after work in which case I will not be voting at all. Pints or Presidents. Only one winner.
    If you asked nicely, Her Majesty might be prepared to take up the rei(g)ns as your Head of State once again.

    Obviously you'd have to pay a substantial sum to the Exchequer each year. And no spuds this time, we want actual money.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    If you asked nicely, Her Majesty might be prepared to take up the rei(g)ns as your Head of State once again.

    Obviously you'd have to pay a substantial sum to the Exchequer each year. And no spuds this time, we want actual money.
    She will be dead in a few years and if it's all the same I would rather not have that jug eared twát of a son in charge of anything.

    Not even the deal of a day off for the funeral will swing me on this one.

    Thanks all the same but we are doing just fine as we are.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    She will be dead in a few years and if it's all the same I would rather not have that jug eared twát of a son in charge of anything.

    Not even the deal of a day off for the funeral will swing me on this one.

    Thanks all the same but we are doing just fine as we are.
    You crack on bonny lad. Just don't come crying to us the next time you need a few gazillion quid to bale your economy out.

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