Originally Posted by Burney I keep feeling really hot and having to take my dressing gown off. Is it global warming? The menopause? Or have I just completely fvcked my body's thermostat with drink? Go and wash yourself, you repulsive creature.
Originally Posted by Sir C Go and wash yourself, you repulsive creature. I'm currently in bed writing a feature about motors for electric vehicles. I worry that washing might interrupt my creative flow.
Originally Posted by Burney I'm currently in bed writing a feature about motors for electric vehicles. I worry that washing might interrupt my creative flow. 'Motors for electic vehicles are the work of faggots and Satanists'. That should be your opening argument.
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