So this time last week I'd got home in the early hours after drinking heavily in town

[Burney]

and just ended up feeling morose with guilt

That’s because you are a limp-wristed chutney ferret, h.
Talking of which, I met that Reverend Richard Coles chap last night. Awfully nice chap. Very ugly, though.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

That’s because you are a limp-wristed chutney ferret, h.
Talking of which, I met that Reverend Richard Coles chap last night. Awfully nice chap. Very ugly, though.

And did you vigorously sodomise him b? Why, I bet his a'hole was lubing like a pussy?

You are right about me regarding drink. I am a notorious lightweight in my social circle. I have a friend who drinks pints on a 2 to 1 ratio if we go to the pub. TBF he is 6'6 and can down 14 pints and appear quite sober.