Quite rightly, too. What were you doing drinking on a Tuesday? Do you have a problem? There are people that can help you.
And did you vigorously sodomise him b? Why, I bet his a'hole was lubing like a pussy?
You are right about me regarding drink. I am a notorious lightweight in my social circle. I have a friend who drinks pints on a 2 to 1 ratio if we go to the pub. TBF he is 6'6 and can down 14 pints and appear quite sober.