I try to avoid current affairs.

[Burney]

He apologised and promised to 'educate' himself. There must be no wrongthink!

But are we not allowed to be offended by this traducing of our national hero by a foul, imperialist Yanqui?

Where's my right to grievance?

[Sir C]

But are we not allowed to be offended by this traducing of our national hero by a foul, imperialist Yanqui?

Where's my right to grievance?

You have no rights because your white privilege something something gammon. I'm not sure exactly how it works.