Ooh I say, I take it we’ve all seen this gem ?

[7sisters]

If he could do that, never mind gaol, he should be in the fvcking circus!

On reading it again, it appears the cow provided the hors d’ouvres and the young pony, the follow up act.
Although where this lunatic summoned the energy to require further penetration, having already tipped his concrete into the bovine is way beyond me..

[Burney]

On reading it again, it appears the cow provided the hors d’ouvres and the young pony, the follow up act.
Although where this lunatic summoned the energy to require further penetration, having already tipped his concrete into the bovine is way beyond me..

I can't imagine there's a lot of friction fvcking a cow. Unless you're hung like John Holmes, it's not touching the sides, is it?