Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Perhaps. Perhaps a little charity work. I may seek election to the village council. I quite fancy a lollipop. Or being a parkie. You get a uniform and you're licensed to shout at kids!
I got my actual Tory membership card the other day. I'm seriously considering popping up to Much Hadham to harangue my MP. Thankfully there's a bar. Distressingly, though, the meals served are fish and chips, chicken and chips and pie and chips. In a Conservative meeting! What the fvck is the world coming to?