Decent article from the Tele on why everything is so much better under Unai

[SWv2]

If someone killed your (albeit nagging and past her prime) wife of 22 years and the next day dumped some random bint on your doorstep and said "Here, live with her. And have sex with her tonight. Come on, forget the last two decades, life goes on, just do it" .....would you be happy, even if she was a bit of a looker with three wafer cups under her knickers?

So you get rid of the first wife, who you have wanted to get rid of for years and who you secretly hoped would leave you in order to save you the hassle, and in return you get a new younger model with new ideas and practices.

Win win in my book.

The killing bit is excessive, that I grant you. Though nob

[Monty92]

So you get rid of the first wife, who you have wanted to get rid of for years and who you secretly hoped would leave you in order to save you the hassle, and in return you get a new younger model with new ideas and practices.

Win win in my book.

The killing bit is excessive, that I grant you. Though nob

But I didn't want to get rid of the first wife, though. She was my soulmate. Sure, the sex had become infrequent and I was often reduced to masturbating in the bathroom, but that doesn't mean I stopped loving her for a second. And there was the occasional wild night too when she'd keep the spark alive by letting me stick it in her bum (win the FA Cup).

You talk as if we lived entirely separate lives when it was a perfectly functional relationship

[Burney]

But I didn't want to get rid of the first wife, though. She was my soulmate. Sure, the sex had become infrequent and I was often reduced to masturbating in the bathroom, but that doesn't mean I stopped loving her for a second. And there was the occasional wild night too when she'd keep the spark alive by letting me stick it in her bum (win the FA Cup).

You talk as if we lived entirely separate lives when it was a perfectly functional relationship

Hang on. If the FA Cup is anal, what's winning the Champion's League?

[Pokster]

Hang on. If the FA Cup is anal, what's winning the Champion's League?

keep, the lights on

[Monty92]

Hang on. If the FA Cup is anal, what's winning the Champion's League?

Fúck knows, but I wouldn't recommend googling it at work.

[Sir C]

Fúck knows, but I wouldn't recommend googling it at work.

I'm not really a fan of anal. It makes my haemorrhoids bleed.