Decent article from the Tele on why everything is so much better under Unai

[Monty92]

So you get rid of the first wife, who you have wanted to get rid of for years and who you secretly hoped would leave you in order to save you the hassle, and in return you get a new younger model with new ideas and practices.

Win win in my book.

The killing bit is excessive, that I grant you. Though nob

But I didn't want to get rid of the first wife, though. She was my soulmate. Sure, the sex had become infrequent and I was often reduced to masturbating in the bathroom, but that doesn't mean I stopped loving her for a second. And there was the occasional wild night too when she'd keep the spark alive by letting me stick it in her bum (win the FA Cup).

You talk as if we lived entirely separate lives when it was a perfectly functional relationship