Decent article from the Tele on why everything is so much better under Unai

[Sir C]

Yes, and a touch younger, not a grey hair in sight, and has actually managed to win a European ****ing trophy. But it's not your soulmate and life partner, who is now dead.

What do you do?

I peer mournfully at my shrivelled, flaccid member, like a dessicated prawn hanging dead from a fence, and remember...