I’ve been invited in my capacity as a picture caption writer…..ahem journalist….to a

[Pokster]

I've never had what you'd call a 'bad' trip, but I've had unpleasant ones.

Not for me any more, Clive.

I'ma boring old fart and never done drugs of any description... nothing i have read on here makes me wish i had

[Sir C]

I'ma boring old fart and never done drugs of any description... nothing i have read on here makes me wish i had

I've done loads of drugs and had some splendid experiences. I've also felt dreadful afterwards on occasion.

On balance, drugs have definitely had a positive influence on my life and have ensured that I have a full head of hair.

[Pokster]

I've done loads of drugs and had some splendid experiences. I've also felt dreadful afterwards on occasion.

On balance, drugs have definitely had a positive influence on my life and have ensured that I have a full head of hair.

I thought your hair was trying to escape your drug riddled head... that would probably be due to all the Just for men you have used.

[Burney]

I've done loads of drugs and had some splendid experiences. I've also felt dreadful afterwards on occasion.

On balance, drugs have definitely had a positive influence on my life and have ensured that I have a full head of hair.

'Full'?

[Sir C]

'Full'?

Compared to p, certainly.

[Pokster]

Compared to p, certainly.

But I still have my looks........

[Burney]

Compared to p, certainly.

Fair point.