Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Isn't Peter now a vegan due to his missus? Bad business if you ask me. Imagine never again knowing the joy of something's flesh - or a great cheese or a poached egg - or basically anything nice whatsoever. It's mental.
Oh yes, of course, I had drawn a veil across that appalling situation.

Let us not beat about the bush here. Young p is a joyless black hole of dessicated misery. A man who would complain about a Bruce Springsteen setlist. A man who would elbow pokster aside so as to be first to urinate in your fires. A man who makes you appear carefree and cheerful. There is no amount of meat on God's ggod earth with the power to bring joy to p's life.

Lentils are his natural foodstuff.

Dried lentils.