Last night I was on Scotch and soda (an excellent session drink - apart from the after effects, of course). I was then confronted with a shelf of single malts totally unsuitable for the job. I searched in vain for a Grouse, Grants, Bells or even - God help us - Teachers. In the end, I had to settle for Dewars in the end.

It’s like this with gin now as well. There is such a thing as too much choice.