In my experience, the best twitter fights are between two awful, semi-famous people.

[Luis Anaconda]

On the other hand, mocking Frank Lampard's mum-bothering celebrations whenever one of his shots had cannoned in of several people's arses was perfectly acceptable.

I don't make the rules.

That’s football, b - that’s different

[Burney]

That’s football, b - that’s different

Oh, I know. And it was clearly Lampard using his mother's death in order to preen narcissistically, so sympathy was in short supply.