I've had a tradesman in my house putting in a new bathroom for two weeks now.

[Burney]

You don't appreciate cars and therefore, under the current school of thinking for those that I disagree with, are evil.

There, I said it.

Who said I don’t appreciate cars? I think they are a marvellous invention and am hugely grateful for their ability to move me from one place to another quickly. Wouldn’t be without them - wd Herr Benz imo.

By the same token, I think computers are marvellous things with lots of benefits. I’m still not going to start knocking one out over the latest MacBook, though.