Here is a picture of Victor Moses in his School Uniform in the Quad at Whitgift

[Burney]

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Several things about this picture make me sad:

1/ The absolute state of him - not least the length of his hair (which wouldn't have been allowed in my day),his ill-fitting uniform, slip-on shoes and appallingly-tied tie.
2/ The fact that the pond now apparently needs a fence round it to stop cùnts falling in (health 'n safety gone mad, etc)
3/ The fact that he's brought a football into the quad (STRICTLY VERBOTEN)
4/ The fact that there is a crane next to him. We always had peacocks, ffs! What's with the crane, ffs?

The place has clearly gone to the dogs.