Medical opinion please

[Luis Anaconda]

Had it 4 or 5 days now

Have you tried drinking whisky, p?

[PSRB]

Have you tried drinking whisky, p?

Will it help?

[Luis Anaconda]

Will it help?

Can't hurt, can it. A good single malt, obviously

[7sisters]

Had it 4 or 5 days now

If it’s painful then it’s highly unlikely to be cancer tbf. If you’re worried then don’t arse about with GP’s. The Dentist is by far your best route for anything neck and mouth related. If he doesn’t like the look of it, he’ll refer you.
That’s the time to start sh*ting yourself

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Have a very slight discomfort swallowing, not painful just a minor irritant

Do I have throat cancer?

Oh it's definitely cancer mate. If you're lucky you'll soon only be able to speak through some ghastly contraption that is a small metallic hole in your throat that makes a rather scary dalek like buzzing sound where your real voice once was.

Could be worse mate. You could have bowel cancer and a colostomy bag.

[Burney]

Oh it's definitely cancer mate. If you're lucky you'll soon only be able to speak through some ghastly contraption that is a small metallic hole in your throat that makes a rather scary dalek like buzzing sound where your real voice once was.

Could be worse mate. You could have bowel cancer and a colostomy bag.

I feel that this chap has carried off his throat tumour rather elegantly. It looks like a sort of meaty cravat.

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[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I feel that this chap has carried off his throat tumour rather elegantly. It looks like a sort of meaty cravat.

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I bet he struggles to pull a bird even with that magnificent 'tache!