Medical opinion please

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Have a very slight discomfort swallowing, not painful just a minor irritant

Do I have throat cancer?

Oh it's definitely cancer mate. If you're lucky you'll soon only be able to speak through some ghastly contraption that is a small metallic hole in your throat that makes a rather scary dalek like buzzing sound where your real voice once was.

Could be worse mate. You could have bowel cancer and a colostomy bag.

[Burney]

Oh it's definitely cancer mate. If you're lucky you'll soon only be able to speak through some ghastly contraption that is a small metallic hole in your throat that makes a rather scary dalek like buzzing sound where your real voice once was.

Could be worse mate. You could have bowel cancer and a colostomy bag.

I feel that this chap has carried off his throat tumour rather elegantly. It looks like a sort of meaty cravat.

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[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I feel that this chap has carried off his throat tumour rather elegantly. It looks like a sort of meaty cravat.

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I bet he struggles to pull a bird even with that magnificent 'tache!