Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
Have a very slight discomfort swallowing, not painful just a minor irritant

Do I have throat cancer?
Oh it's definitely cancer mate. If you're lucky you'll soon only be able to speak through some ghastly contraption that is a small metallic hole in your throat that makes a rather scary dalek like buzzing sound where your real voice once was.

Could be worse mate. You could have bowel cancer and a colostomy bag.