Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
No. But he did say "brace yourself" or very similar
It's when they hand you a tissue to clean up all the lubricant they've left up there that's worst. Having just been anally penetrated, you're then expected to wipe your arse in front of your penetrator.

My feeling is that they ought to do it. 'You put it there, you clean it up, mate.'