I had a walk around my old neighbourhood in Palmers Green yesterday evening

[Sir C]

I wouldn't go back to my old neighbourhood without a police escort these days. Shame, it was a lovely place to grow up.

I got mugged in broad daylight in Thornton Heath in 1978.

[Burney]

I got mugged in broad daylight in Thornton Heath in 1978.

Really? Whereabouts? Was it near Selhurst Park?

Must admit, I thought it a veritable idyll as a kid..

[Sir C]

Really? Whereabouts? Was it near Selhurst Park?

Must admit, I thought it a veritable idyll as a kid..

Down my auntie's road. Damned if I can remember the name of it. Sandringham Road?

[Burney]

Down my auntie's road. Damned if I can remember the name of it. Sandringham Road?

Up near the cemetery, Unigate Dairy way? I lived the other side of the Brigstock Road, but my sisters went to Ecclesbourne infants.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I got mugged in broad daylight in Thornton Heath in 1978.

Mugged! Who on earth dared to mug a great ugly brute like you c?

I know a fella who was so hard, when two scums tried to mug him he told them "Yeah.. I got a fair bit of cash in my wallet. If you can get it you can have it". I trust you did similar c?

[Sir C]

Mugged! Who on earth dared to mug a great ugly brute like you c?

I know a fella who was so hard, when two scums tried to mug him he told them "Yeah.. I got a fair bit of cash in my wallet. If you can get it you can have it". I trust you did similar c?

Ha. I was 13, and there were several large fellows involved. To my credit, I didn't cry.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Ha. I was 13, and there were several large fellows involved. To my credit, I didn't cry.

"Several large fellows" ya lyin' cont. One scruffy chav and his sister and you gave it up without a fight like a trembly lipped little toff.