Cook gone

[Ash]

So now we have no opening batsmen at all.

[Just Trent]

So now we have no opening batsmen at all.

Another promotion for Moeen

[Luis Anaconda]

So now we have no opening batsmen at all.

Burns and Gubbins in, put Jennings at 3, Root 4, Stokes 5, Buttler 6, Ali 7 (Bairstow can **** right off after his strop this week), Woakes 8, Curran 9, Broad 10, Anderson 11 - sorted

[Burney]

Burns and Gubbins in, put Jennings at 3, Root 4, Stokes 5, Buttler 6, Ali 7 (Bairstow can **** right off after his strop this week), Woakes 8, Curran 9, Broad 10, Anderson 11 - sorted

We can’t play someone called ‘Gubbins’, la.

[7sisters]

We can’t play someone called ‘Gubbins’, la.

Did we not have Batty and Sidebottom in a starting 11 ?

[Luis Anaconda]

Did we not have Batty and Sidebottom in a starting 11 ?

Possible not at the same time. We have a Willey and Ball in the one-day squad at the moment

[7sisters]

Possible not at the same time. We have a Willey and Ball in the one-day squad at the moment

I'm afraid none of this gets close to watching Young Boys playing at the w*nkdorf

[Burney]

Possible not at the same time. We have a Willey and Ball in the one-day squad at the moment

Bit insensitive, la.

[Luis Anaconda]

Bit insensitive, la.

Sorry b - terribly rude of me