Exactly how violent a rectal reaming are we to undergo tomorrow?

[Tony C]

Apparently we had a behind closed doors game vs Palace on Monday and we won 4nil.

Got to be good thing we’re putting in the extra yards.

[PSRB]

I'm debating whether I can bear to watch

We'll win 3-1......maybe

[Rich]

I'm debating whether I can bear to watch

We aren’t miles apart. Chelsea have the edge and I think they’ll win 2-0.

[SWv2]

I'm debating whether I can bear to watch

Score draw.

[barrybueno]

I'm debating whether I can bear to watch

You may not be the right person to ask but has anywon ever had a tougher 2 opening games? I can't imagine so tbh

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I'm debating whether I can bear to watch

I'll watch the cricket instead, C, just like last week.

I mean, Berni cursed us forever just to win one Ashes, so we might as well enjoy us thrashing a clueless Indian side, excepting Virat. Now he's got a manager we all hate and no hope of top 4, and we lost 4-0 down under last time, but our swing bowling under clouds is better than India's so all's right in B's world.

[Ash]

I'll watch the cricket instead, C, just like last week.

I mean, Berni cursed us forever just to win one Ashes, so we might as well enjoy us thrashing a clueless Indian side, excepting Virat. Now he's got a manager we all hate and no hope of top 4, and we lost 4-0 down under last time, but our swing bowling under clouds is better than India's so all's right in B's world.

Speak for yourself, hate-boy.

EDIT: Actually, I've got no idea which 'he', which 'manager' and which 'we' you're on about tbh.

[Sir C]

I'll watch the cricket instead, C, just like last week.

I mean, Berni cursed us forever just to win one Ashes, so we might as well enjoy us thrashing a clueless Indian side, excepting Virat. Now he's got a manager we all hate and no hope of top 4, and we lost 4-0 down under last time, but our swing bowling under clouds is better than India's so all's right in B's world.

Cricket? Meh.

I've just found out I'm going back to Sri Lanka in a few weeks. I fúcking love Sri Lanka. It has many of the good bits of India with few of the bad bits.

And there's kottu roti. And egg hoppers!

[Burney]

Cricket? Meh.

I've just found out I'm going back to Sri Lanka in a few weeks. I fúcking love Sri Lanka. It has many of the good bits of India with few of the bad bits.

And there's kottu roti. And egg hoppers!

Ah, England will be there from October. You can pop along and enjoy some proper culture.

[Sir C]

Ah, England will be there from October. You can pop along and enjoy some proper culture.

I went to the cricket ground at Galle once, which I was assured is world famous.

What a shíthole that was. Mind you, it was in the middle of a civil war.