Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
No issue spending good money on decent grub and booze but £12 on a bloody bottle of Fuji water, they can fvck right off
You order a couple of pre-dinner drinks, as you finish them the waitress asks you if you are ready to order, you say yes and order your starters and entrees and a nice bottle of wine. She then asks if you want water for the table, you reply yes and that tap water is fine. She thanks you and leaves to place your order.

What's wrong with this exactly?

Also, you finish a meal with another couple, the waiter arrives with the bill and you tell him to split it into two and you give him two cards. He then processes two payments.

What's wrong with this exactly?