Stokes. Cipriani. The footballers are really letting the side down, aren't they?

[Burney]

Where's Big Tone, Razor and the Merse when you need them.

I saw my first picture of the dago on the touchline on Arseblog today and realised finally that it is no longer my club. The Spetic is welcome to it.

Good to see the Eng cricket and rugby teams making a bid for my full time affections. I suppose I should just really watch the boxing, but given it normally being on at 4am Sunday, I forget it's on. And I don't like watching it on a stream. Boxing needs some "know what I mean, Harry?" to make it properly enjoyable.

Has to be said that young Cipriani is a sad disgrace to our shared alma mater.
This is what happens when you let the oikish offspring of taxi drivers into the school just because they can run around a bit and never mind passing the entrance exams, I’m afraid.

Scum is scum. Leave it in the gutter where it belongs.

[Sir C]

Has to be said that young Cipriani is a sad disgrace to our shared alma mater.
This is what happens when you let the oikish offspring of taxi drivers into the school just because they can run around a bit and never mind passing the entrance exams, I’m afraid.

Scum is scum. Leave it in the gutter where it belongs.

The chap didn't pass CE?

Good Lord.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Has to be said that young Cipriani is a sad disgrace to our shared alma mater.
This is what happens when you let the oikish offspring of taxi drivers into the school just because they can run around a bit and never mind passing the entrance exams, I’m afraid.

Scum is scum. Leave it in the gutter where it belongs.

Whitgift? You needed all the help you could get. I only played for the school once - scrum half in the under 14 Bs - and we turned you over at your gaff. And I was only about 3ft 6 with a top speed of over 20 secs for the 100m.

[WES]

Has to be said that young Cipriani is a sad disgrace to our shared alma mater.
This is what happens when you let the oikish offspring of taxi drivers into the school just because they can run around a bit and never mind passing the entrance exams, I’m afraid.

Scum is scum. Leave it in the gutter where it belongs.

Ian Harvey's father is a taxi driver.