I have virtually bankrupted myself in purchasing a house in Wimbledon... The whole

[Rich]

Oh, I'm not talking about tradesmen. They may not use my lavatory. I'm very strict about it.

I'm talking about when I used to work in an office on the ground floor of a building and share a lavatory with the warehousemen.

I saw things, iufg. Terrible things. :shudder:

Quite genuinely, I think I will get a portaloo for the driveway. There are going to be swarms of them all over my house and it will minimise grub if I lock the bogs and only allow them to go outside. Like animals.

[Burney]

Quite genuinely, I think I will get a portaloo for the driveway. There are going to be swarms of them all over my house and it will minimise grub if I lock the bogs and only allow them to go outside. Like animals.

Good plan - as long as it doesn't get knocked over.