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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    So you think just leaving an anonymous note on his desk isn't the way to go, then?
    Possibly. With a tin of deodorant, also.












    hang on. you might want to put a ribbon around the deodorant.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Possibly. With a tin of deodorant, also.












    hang on. you might want to put a ribbon around the deodorant.
    Why? It's not his fvcking birthday.

    Honestly, it's times like this that I wish I were the sort of person who was either oblivious to or simply didn't care about other people's feelings. Empathy really is a pain in the arse. It must be so easy to simply be an insensitive boor or a psychopath.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why? It's not his fvcking birthday.

    Honestly, it's times like this that I wish I were the sort of person who was either oblivious to or simply didn't care about other people's feelings. Empathy really is a pain in the arse. It must be so easy to simply be an insensitive boor or a psychopath.
    quite.

    Go on then. How stinky is this person on a scale of 0-10?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    quite.

    Go on then. How stinky is this person on a scale of 0-10?
    Normally, he's a tolerable 2-3 (if we're taking 0 as baseline non-stinky and minus numbers for smelling great). However, the last few of days he's shot up to a six.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Normally, he's a tolerable 2-3 (if we're taking 0 as baseline non-stinky and minus numbers for smelling great). However, the last few of days he's shot up to a six.
    oh well, at least that is a positive to start with.

    You can start by telling that 'in the last few days you've noticed...'
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    oh well, at least that is a positive to start with.

    You can start by telling that 'in the last few days you've noticed...'
    I think I'll wait it out until after the weekend. He might sort himself out in the interim.

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