Honestly, it's times like this that I wish I were the sort of person who was either oblivious to or simply didn't care about other people's feelings. Empathy really is a pain in the arse. It must be so easy to simply be an insensitive boor or a psychopath.
quite.
Go on then. How stinky is this person on a scale of 0-10?
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”