I have virtually bankrupted myself in purchasing a house in Wimbledon... The whole

[Sir C]

I remember years ago, someone left the trap toilet in a less than desirable manner and after several hours of complaints, the General Manager went in with a carrier bag and retrieved a huge jobby from the pan and went outside and threw it in a nearby skip.

nigh on 30 years ago, that must have been. Still vivid in my mind

We had a similar situation some years ago.

I stepped in and dealt with it by carving the offending jobbie into manageable chunks with a bread knife.

I still shudder to this day when I use that knife

[Burney]

We had a similar situation some years ago.

I stepped in and dealt with it by carving the offending jobbie into manageable chunks with a bread knife.

I still shudder to this day when I use that knife

Who are these people who produce huge, inhuman stools? What do they eat to achieve such prodigious faecal feats? How many days' worth of matter have to build up to produce something that size? Some of these things must feel like you're being fisted backwards, ffs! How do their arseholes cope?

[Sir C]

Who are these people who produce huge, inhuman stools? What do they eat to achieve such prodigious faecal feats? How many days' worth of matter have to build up to produce something that size? Some of these things must feel like you're being fisted backwards, ffs! How do their arseholes cope?

It doesn't bear thinking about, does it? Imagine the starining required to pass such a monster? Consider the concomitant haemorrhoids and the potential for rectal lesions!

[Burney]

It doesn't bear thinking about, does it? Imagine the starining required to pass such a monster? Consider the concomitant haemorrhoids and the potential for rectal lesions!

I can only assume they never, ever eat fruit or vegetables, so these monsters gestate in their colons for weeks, gaining mass, until finally gravity demands their bloody exit.

[Rich]

I can only assume they never, ever eat fruit or vegetables, so these monsters gestate in their colons for weeks, gaining mass, until finally gravity demands their bloody exit.

Stop now.

[IUFG]

Stop now.

You must occasionally deal with humans, r, in your line of work.