I have virtually bankrupted myself in purchasing a house in Wimbledon... The whole

[Rich]

HAHAHAHAHA! You're going to let them sh1t in your lavatory, aren't you? You're going to let working class men place their hairy, unwashed buttocks on your lavatory seat and void the foul contents of their bowels into the pristine porcelain that should be the sole preserve of you, your lady and your friends and family.

That stain will never wash off, r. Never.

:sick: One came in at the weekend (didn't remove filthy, dusty boots even though the carpets are all coming out). He had three sugars in his tea, sat on the worktop without being invited to do so and flicked ash from his cigarette on my driveway

[IUFG]

...and flicked ash from his cigarette on my driveway

[Burney]

:sick: One came in at the weekend (didn't remove filthy, dusty boots even though the carpets are all coming out). He had three sugars in his tea, sat on the worktop without being invited to do so and flicked ash from his cigarette on my driveway

You'll have to buy a new lavatory seat, r. Burn the old one.