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[Burney]

It's so disappointing when you get your ham egg and chips and find that the monster masquerading as a chef has loaded the ham onto the plate straight from the fridge and then added the eggs on top!

Cold egg white :shudder:

Sometimes the yolks aren't even runny.

What sort of an animal would do that to a fried egg?