By Karen Danczuk's cleavage I think I've found it!

[Burney]

How am I going to carry my knives, bowls, roasting tins, chopping boards and frying pans on a fúcking train?

You only need one really good knife, really. That's the only cooking utensil I always take on self-catering holidays.

[Sir C]

You only need one really good knife, really. That's the only cooking utensil I always take on self-catering holidays.

How dare you tell me what I need! Presumptuous fellow.

And furthermore, I am not going on a 'self-catering holiday'. Kindly leave the langauge of the council estate in your council estate. I have taken a cottage.